I do not feel like Elle Woods.
Nor do I feel like Vivian Kensington, who no one even likes but at least she's smart.
I don't even feel like Sorority Girl #3, who isn't even smart but at least she has cute hair and a rockin bod and stuff.
Out of the entire cast of Legally Blonde, the character I most identify with is "Bespectacled Boy"–
a no-namer totally uncredited except for this lowly photo on IMDB.
That is how small I feel.
P.S. I am starting to teach piano lessons on Friday and I am terrified.
I have never taught piano lessons before.
I can't even play piano in church.
I am such a fraud.
Hopefully they don't find out because they read this blog, but discover it later on their own terms.